Friday, October 9, 2009

Guts or Balls

I thought this rather entertaining :)
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

3 comments:

Tuan Senang Besar said...

did you take this from my post? :)

the Wongstar said...

AHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Emma said...

TSB, Me?? No not at all...but would you mind if I did...Do I oew royalty rights in the form of banana leaf rice?? !!