Sunday, February 22, 2009

A Little Warning Please

It was Saturday afternoon when a gang of robbers burst into an Our Price (record) store. Pulling a gun on the kid working behind the counter they demanded he open the safe and hand over the takings.
Kid to the robbers: The safe is empty I took the takings to the bank yesterday.
Robbers: Why the hell did you do that?
Kid to robbers: You didn't tell me you were coming!

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