Once again courtesy of Disco, if it wasn't for Dave I fear my blogging would be rather slack these days! Sorry it is and I am just cheating and taking a short cut here, but it's good to laugh!
I was chatting with Disco atop the hill on route to Ulu Yam on Saturday, the conversation got very filthy something about only riding Made In Taiwan and Made in Italy. Referring of course to bikes, most of the time ;) I realised my mistake on my way home YES I KNOW George is actually Canadian!!! Enjoy.
Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; 'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.' 'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests..Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
So, up she went again .. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!' 'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.'
So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!' Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta.'