Just found this link on the teamTBB forum, it is from Simon Whitfields Blog and on reading, it made me chuckle more than once and also on occasion think...oh dear, I hope my landlord don't read this!
But I don't have a cat in my apartment - HONEST. http://simonwhitfield.blogspot.com/2009/06/often-ridiculous-but-this-is-very-funny.html
Whats that? You're asking me what all the noise is? I don't know, can't hear anything.
Pardon, you say you heard meowing??? You must be mistaken...I am allergic to cats and as I am so devoted to my sport do you really think I would jeopardise that and make my asthma worse by keeping a bloody cat? I don't even like cats! HONEST.
Anyway that's what I would say...may I add that I do have a "cat-sized parachute" waiting on the balcony and she has been threatened...20floors is a looooong waaaaay doooooown!